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Yo Moma Jokes- Yo mama's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!
- Yo moma's so fat, when God said "Let there be light", she had to move!
- Yo mama's so old, she got an autographed bible!
- Yo mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a species will be extinct.
- Yo mama is so fat, the highway patrol made her wear ''Caution! Wide Turns!''
- Yo mama is so stupid, she traded in her car for gas money.
- Yo mama is so old, when I told her to act her age she died.
- Yo mama is so fat, that she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.
- Yo mama is so fat, when she told me her weight I thought it was her phone number.
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mooney
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Your moma is so fat, she went into a restaurant and when they handed her the menu, she said "OK" 
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dnaproductions
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Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower!
Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!
Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!
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computergeek67
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Those are some very funny jokes. I especially liked the butician one
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