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computergeek67 Administrator Joined: 31 Jul 2007 Posts: 144 Tokens: 147 Location: US
Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 10:12 pm Post subject: Yo Moma Jokes
Yo mama's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!
Yo moma's so fat, when God said "Let there be light", she had to move!
Yo mama's so old, she got an autographed bible!
Yo mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a species will be extinct.
Yo mama is so fat, the highway patrol made her wear ''Caution! Wide Turns!''
Yo mama is so stupid, she traded in her car for gas money.
Yo mama is so old, when I told her to act her age she died.
Yo mama is so fat, that she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.
Yo mama is so fat, when she told me her weight I thought it was her phone number. _________________
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mooney Newbie Joined: 28 Oct 2007 Posts: 16 Tokens: 16
Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 5:43 pm Post subject:
Your moma is so fat, she went into a restaurant and when they handed her the menu, she said "OK" _________________ Check out my sports forum at www.sportsfrenzy.myfreeforum.org
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dnaproductions Newbie Joined: 29 Oct 2007 Posts: 11 Tokens: 11
Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 6:54 pm Post subject:
Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower!
Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!
Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!
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computergeek67 Administrator Joined: 31 Jul 2007 Posts: 144 Tokens: 147 Location: US
Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 6:56 pm Post subject:
Those are some very funny jokes. I especially liked the butician one
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